The Next Survivor Series

I hope everyone get a kick out of this. I think that it should happen.

 THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

 -Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car

  and 3 kids each for six weeks.

 -Each kid will play two sports and either take music or

  dance classes.

 -There is no fast food.

 -Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned

  house clean , correct all homework, and complete science

  projects, cook , do laundry

 -In addition, each man will have to budget in money for

  groceries each week.

 -Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends

  and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing .

 -Each man must also take each child to a doctor's

  appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut

  appointment.

 -He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per

  child to the Urgent Care.

 -He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social

  function.

 -Each man will be responsible for decorating his own

  assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it

  presentable at all times.

 -The men will only have access to television when the kids

  are asleep and all chores are done.

 -The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn

  himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,

  keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed.

 -During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure

  severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme,

  unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow

  down from other duties.

 -They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find

  time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a

  similar setting.

 -They will need to read a book to the kids each  night and

  in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teethand

  comb their hair by 7:00 am.

 -A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each

  father will be required to know all of the following

  information: each child's birthday, height, weight,

  shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. Also the

  child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and

  length of labor, each child's favorite color, middle

  name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink,

  favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when

  they grow up.

 -The k ids vote them off the island based on performance.

 -The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to

  be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

-If the last man does win, he can play the game over and

  over and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually

  earning the right to be called Mother!

  -After you get done laughing, send this to as many females

  as you think will get a kick out of it and as many men as

  you think can handle it.  Just don't send it back to

  me.... I'm going to bed.